what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
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Wonderful. I want to memorize this.
This is amazing.
More comparisons between vaginas and sharks
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
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