what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
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KITTY!
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I like this.
I like this, too.
Wonderful. I want to memorize this.
This is amazing.
feels
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More comparisons between vaginas and sharks
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What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
Business plan
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maybe the coolest thing i’ve ever seen in my life
how can I not reblog this?
Wut?
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