Evasion and a slew of bonus feats....: Archive

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

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professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

Business plan

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Play

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The Striped Bass

fakescience:

Just don’t ask the author what that thumping is.

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Listen

sciencefictionsexjesus:

sqvad:

vondell-swain:

wombatfractal:

I took the drums and guitar off of Don’t Stop Me Now so you could appreciate the vocal work of Freddie Mercury in a more stripped down context

fantastic

whoa