Once upon a time…
LUCIFER TAKE THE WHEEL
Chuck take my soul I’m going to die.
this is porn
Oh, I just shed a tear for all the pretty in this post.
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
Is this what happens when you realize you’re gay?
Maybe if you’re on LSD at the time…
I like this.
I like this, too.
Wonderful. I want to memorize this.
This is amazing.
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick